Laura's in the news (yet again)

Publishing date: 04.10.2005 20:53

I can't figure it out. I never get in the news, but Laura does almost every time she goes out without me.

Sims, Parker & Anastasia

I would have to commit some serious personal or professional embarassment to get my picture in the paper. However, any time Laura and her friends go downtown, they end up hobnobbing with with pro-golf champions or getting their pictures in the Augusta Chronicle (not just once, but twice!). Apparently, this happens all the time to three beautiful, unescorted women (especially during Masters' week), but it never happens to skinny Rangers with bad haircuts. Go figure.

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